Funny or Die Helps Paris Hilton Rebut McCain

If you’re on the Internet—and you probably are—you’ve already seen Paris Hilton’s "response" to John McCain’s attack ad comparing Barack Obama with her and Britney Spears.

While we’re not quite sure about Paris’ leopard-print bikini (the suit is almost definitely not real leopard skin, but it’s also almost definitely not 1983), we’re even less confident in her writers’ speech. While offshore drilling with "strict environmental oversight" might sound good, unexpected natural disasters such as Hurricane Katrina have caused massive oil spills.

And while we’re all for giving government funding to car companies to develop more effective hybrids, waiting lists for energy-efficient cars such as the Tesla and the Smart Car indicate that supply and demand is already taking care of the job.

See us at the debate, bitches!

MD

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