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Isabella Rossellini has developed a series of short films surrounding the mating habits of insects entitled Green Porno. In the film above, Rossellini dresses in a green unitard and plays the role of a male praying mantis. She mounts a human-size paper mache female mantis and goes about some mantis luvin’. All the while, Rossellini narrates this sexual (and murderous) encounter with the detached enthusiasm of a 7th grade science teacher. One wonders where Rossellini got the idea for such a film series. Possibly, she believed that combining porn (an ever hot topic) with the growing interest in environmentalism would equal a fascinating, artistic film. If so, she was a bit off. The absurdity of a well-respected international film actress dressed as a bug and impregnating pieces of paper, paste, and cardboard makes one laugh (and kinda creeps us out), but not much else. Instead, grab some bug spray without the brain-cell-killing-chemical, DEET, like NeemAura Naturals Bug Disenchanter, to keep the insects and performance artists at bay. Just because certain actresses have seemingly lost their minds, doesn’t mean you have to sacrifice anymore of your own brain cells.
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