Donald Trump Ends Poverty One Celeb Has-Been at a Time

Donald Trump has proven he can be something other than a jackass: he’s buying Ed McMahon’s house so the ex-talk show side-kick can keep living there.

Of course, he held a press conference to make sure the rest of the world knew how nice of a guy he was, isn’t he great, he’s such an awesome dude who really cares about the world! Please don’t forget he exists, America! He still has plenty of casinos and reality shows to push on you!

But while Trump is at least pretending to be a decent human being, we suggest he give McMahon’s house a green renovation. Just throw in some solar panels on the roof, an aerator in the shower, and some fluorescent bulbs on the ceiling.

After all, if you’re grabbing attention for your career by giving impoverished celebrities handouts, why not appeal to the growing environmental movement? Green is green—and it means improving the world, we’ll just tell our friends to lie and say they watched The Apprentice.

MD

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