Kim Kardashian Will Dance with the Stars While Injured
Wednesday August 27th 2008, 12:19 am
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Kim Kardashian has an effed up toe

Keeping up with Kim Kardashian will be even easier considering that she just injured her foot a little less than a month before her September 22nd debut on Dancing with the Stars. According to Us Magazine, Kim sustained her injury by pushing away a broken "mirrored, Venetian little desk" with her foot.

As Kim reduces her feet to shreds, 7 out of 10 Americans are reducing their carbon footprints as a reaction to the high gasoline prices. Since feet, in addition to public transit, are becoming more popular modes of transportation, Kim should be friendly to her footsies. Though Kardashian’s brilliant decision to combine bare feet and broken glass has us eagerly looking forward to this new season of DWTS and the many varieties of hijinks (and calculated sympathetic injuries) that could be in store. Maybe she’ll literally walk over some hot coals while the judges rake her over them.

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