MIA IS PREGGERS

Last we heard, the coolest girl in the world (MIA) was going into “retirement” and we couldn’t understand why. She’s only 31, which is, understandably, not as young as Miley but not nearly as old as Madonna. Then, we heard word that MIA had gotten engaged, but still it didn’t add up. Girlfriend was on the top of the world with smash hit singles transcending to popular radio and street cred up the wazoo.

So, imagine our surprise when pictures from last weekend’s Diesel party (no, we weren’t there) surfaced that proves that the Sri Lankan hottie is clearly, undeniably, totally pregs. OMFG, MIA! No wonder you were going into “retirement”—retirement our ass! It’s because you knew you were going to have lots of little adorable hipster bebes (ok, maybe just one hipster bebe for now).

Things that will make the baby even more hipster than decking it out in mini American Apparel glitter lame leggings: having it be totally green from the day it pops out. To help MIA along in this process, we’re provided a link to Nubius Organics’ baby site, which has a wealth of eco-friendly toys, clothing, diaper bags, bottles and pretty much anything else a billyburg baby might need.

Sarah

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