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Since we all know they tried to make her go to rehab, and she said no no no, it should be no surprise that rumors Amy Winehouse had finally checked in for treatment are false. She did, however, check into a hospital, check out, and check in again. (Sung to the tune of our favorite Sound of Music ditty) How do you solve a problem like Amy Winehouse? How do catch a crack hoe and pin her down?
JK, Amy. We love you. We’re glad to hear that you’re “covering [your] body in nicotine patches” and that you’ve been learning to play the drums. We only wonder if they make crack patches, and if your arms are strong enough to lift a drumstick, let alone bring it back down on a snare.
We’re happy that you’ve decided to start wearing clothes over your bra (a big step!). Next time you travel, we’d recommend you protect said clothes in Jennifer Bennett’s Jendarling eco-friendly garment bags. We know you can afford the steep price tag ($120-$270), because despite your addictions, you make mad dolla bills. You might as well spend them on something green (drugs don’t count).
Sarah
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