Oh sh*t! Cindy McCain is Screwing Around on John McCain!

We know times have been tough on Cindy McCain. Her way-too-old-for-her husband ran a shoddy campaign, then lost to The Greatest Man That Has Ever Lived. But honestly, this is hard on him, too! Don’t you think he already doubts his own self worth after losing the biggest and most important race in recent history?

And she had to go and smooch some “washed up 80s rock star” type. Now, we’ve heard that John’s put her through the ringer, so we’ll try not to take sides. But really, couldn’t she do a little better? She’s younger, blonder and hotter, and chose a guy with messy hair and fugly clothing? Minus 10 points for Cindalicious.

If Cindy’s going to cheat, she should at least do it with a hottie. And do it someplace private, not at a music festival in freaking Arizona. How about a car? An environmentally-friendly car! That’s right, according to Treehugger it’s possible to do the deed in a tiny green car just as easily as in a stretch limo. All it takes is some creativity. Speaking of doing the deed in limos, Chuck Bass would have been a much better choice…

Sarah

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