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Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. For serious? And if the name wasn’t enough, baby spawn of Bristol Palin has to grow up knowing that the only reason his baby pictures fetched $300,000 is because his grandmother’s a druggie. His paternal grandmother, that is – though the Alaskan governor certainly has questionable fashion taste, so maybe her brain’s a bit addled as well. (Click here, courtesy of PETA, to pelt snowballs at her and other celebs for wearing fur.)
Soon to be ex-Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich formally selected former Illinois Attorney General Roland Burris to take over Barack the Magic Negro’s* old Senate seat. Amusingly, Illinois Secretary of State Jesse White and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid are pretty much ignoring the governor and his appointment. I guess they’re also wondering if a hefty sum (comparable to Tripp Easton Mitchell’s baby pics, of course) had anything to do with it.
With the way this government’s going, California’s waters are likely to be opened up to drilling within the next few years. So far, Obama and Salazar have both been pretty mum on whether the coasting drilling ban will be reinstated, but hey, we’ll see what happens next year.
Be safe tonight!
*Note: I can’t take credit for the Magic Negro nickname—not that I would, anyway. That one’s from Chip Saltsman, who was gunning for the Republican National Committee chairmanship and created a holiday soundtrack for his homies. In my opinion, Obama bears no resemblance to a dragon.
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