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The Greenhorne Report (10.12.09): Amy Winehouse Covers Up New Boobs on TV; Jimmy Kimmel Likes His Staffers, Too
Monday October 12th 2009, 10:55 am
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Amy Winehouse

THE GREENHORNE REPORTJimmy Kimmel’s new girlfriend is an ABC staffer. At least he hasn’t pulled a Letterman. Sarah Silverman isn’t worried, she’s f***king Matt Damon.

Artificial trees may be the answer to stopping global warming. Geoengineers have developed a device that removes carbon dioxide from the air, much in the same manner as trees. However, the most fail-safe way to prevent global warming is through reducing emissions before they get in the air.

Amy Winehouse got new boobs for a performance on Strictly Come Dancing (the UK’s version of Dancing with the Stars). The new rack is part of her comeback plan, she wants to be curvy like her pre-drugs/Blake-incarcerated body. Unfortunately, they weren’t exactly on display as she performed with her goddaughter Dionne Bromfield on Saturday.

The Jon and Kate Plus 8 kids are acting up. Probably because their parents, who made them appear on a reality TV show, are now divorcing in the nastiest, most public way possible. Instead of turning into Mrs. Doubtfire, their dad turned into a douche.

President Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday. Critics worry that the accolade was premature, but the President said he was surprised by the decision, and viewed it more as "call to action" than a reflection of his accomplishments. The chair of the Nobel committee said the vote in Obama’s favor was unanimous.

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