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Levi Johnston must really think highly of himself, and by himself, we mean his member. Think about it — not only did his member manage to impregnate Bristol Palin, daughter of former potential VP Sarah Palin, but now it’s so famous that it’s garnering Levi magazine covers. Okay, so Playgirl isn’t exactly the same as, say, Vanity Fair, but hey, all publicity is good publicity, right? Levi’s little Johns(t)on is really doing well for itself! Sources say they’re “90% sure” that the budding media darling will go for full-frontal nudity during the shoot, which should hit newsstands in time for the holidays.
We wonder how Palin feels about this one. Lord knows she doesn’t like that her daughter’s ex-fiancé has gotten so much attention. But hey, when you have a body sculpted by moose meat, who can resist? Speaking of moose meat, we’d prefer tofu to doing our own hunting any day. As a fellow beanie put it, this whole thing is eco-friendly because it makes us green…with nausea. However, that doesn’t mean we won’t buy that issue of Playgirl, or (more likely) keep it eco-friendly by just googling the photos.
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