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Lindsay Lohan’s Assistant Wants Papa Lohan Quieted
Tuesday November 10th 2009, 8:00 am
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Michael and Lindsay Lohan

{Insert Lindsay’s “Confessions of Broken Heart” here] LiLo’s daddy drama just won’t stop! Michael Lohan, or as we like to call him, Papa Lo, has been causing some major crazy lately thanks to the tapes he’s been releasing to various media outlets. Last week, he sold two phone conversations to Radar. In one, Linds sobs uncontrollably, in the other, mom Dina says it’s impossible to keep her daughter alive. Linds was said to be getting a cease and desist order against her old man, but apparently her lawyers are on the slow boat – because Michael’s released yet another tape, this time of Lindsay’s assistant, Jenni Munro, threatening to quit thanks to her client’s suicidal habits.

Munro is pissed that Papa Lo’s been spying on her, and rightfully so. The man’s so desperate for fame he’d probably purchase a vertical bed (which can secure to any subway grates and then fold up into a briefcase like The Jetsons) just to hear what the mole people are saying about his daughter. We don’t blame Jenni – we wouldn’t want our convos sold to the paps. We do, however, agree with Papa Lo on one thing. Linds needs some time in rehab, stat.

Sarah

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