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Oh, Miley. There you go, putting your foot in your mouth yet again. New Moon showings may be selling out all over the country, but teen queen Miley Cyrus won’t be sitting front row on November 20th. She told VH1 she wants nothing to do with the franchise, claiming, “I’ve never seen and nor will I ever…I don’t believe in it. I don’t like vampires…I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t like the shirts. I don’t like any of it.” YEESH, Miles. Tell us how you really feel! We understand if Miley is afraid of vampires. We are too. We’re hoping that this eco-friendly piece of coal we purchased recently will scare them away. It’s enough to scare away potentially harmful electromagnetic waves, so we’re thinking it might work on the undead as well.
However, we think Miley should be careful. If she craps all over New Moon, Robsten might just crap all over her new flick, The Last Song. In fact, we’re not sure which will be worse, the first Twilight movie or Miley’s attempt at a Nicholas Sparks romance. Not to mention, we wouldn’t want to be on Kristen Stewart’s bad side. Or R. Patz’s, really. The guy’s admitted he doesn’t shower. We’re all for saving water, but we’re not all for stinky.
Sarah
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i know mileys a big hit and i think her opinion is inncorecct but we all have our ways
Comment by molly 11.20.09 @ 11:02 pmi think that miley is being a little harsh.i am a twilight lover. i own the hole saga in books and read them daily. i own the first twilight movie, and i saw new moon on the 20th at midnight. youy can count on me seeing eclipse on june 30th too.
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