Comments on: Citizen Beanstockd (11.19.09): Sarah Palin Newsweek Cover Hits The Nail on The Head; Precious Just Nails It

By: Beanstockd

Beanstockd — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 01:32:55 +0000

[...] Springs International Film Festival, Mimoo won the award for Breakthrough Actress for her work in Precious and gave a homily that stacks up to any of Jim Carrey’s performances at the MTV Movie Awards. [...]

By: informrbean

informrbean — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:21:01 +0000

Why settle for one form of dowry? I think you should ask for both the pouch of gold nuggets AND the heifer. My only concern is where you would board the heifer in NYC. Your apt is not large enough for livestock. Well, if you gave her Gleason's/Arden's room that might work. Can we say butter-churning house party??? If you're going to be evicted, may as well go big or go home!! Or umm…wait…no home to go to…go big or…well just go big and figure out the rest later.

By: Bacon Bits

Bacon Bits — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:40:36 +0000

I only want a dowry on two conditions: it must consist of gold nuggets in a small cloth pouch or a healthy and fertile heifer from which I can draw milk for cheese and butter.

By: IntermediateKat

IntermediateKat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:27:25 +0000

Only agree to an arranged marriage if the girl is the daughter of a rich count who can supply you with a huge dowry!