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The Greenhorne Report (2.8.10): Saints Win Super Bowl; Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler Together in Mexico
Monday February 08th 2010, 2:19 pm
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Jennifer Ansiton and Gerard Butler

THE GREENHORNE REPORTThe Saints won the Super Bowl. A true Cinderella story, New Orleans rallied from an early deficit to beat the favored Colts 31-17 on their very first appearance at the Super Bowl.

President Obama plans to hold a bipartisan summit on health care on TV. The President seems to think the two parties working together might come up with a solution. I however, hope that it will be quality television, and devolve like a televised British session of Parliament.

See if you can wrap your head around this one: blocking the hole in the ozone layer may cause global warming. I know, seems a bit counter-intuitive. However the ozone hole causes sun-reflecting clouds to form in the southern hemisphere, which keeps the area relatively cool. Since 1980, this cooling has canceled out rising temperatures in the southern hemisphere.

Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler and a few cougars (Courtney Cox and Sheryl Crow both star in Cougar Town) frolicking on the beach sounds like a set up to an, ahem, adult movie. But get your mind out of the gutter people! They were all in Mexico to celebrate Jennifer's 41st birthday.

The world might implode due to this particular branch of divaliciousness. Since everyone who's anyone was in Miami for the Super Bowl this weekend (unfortunately not including yours truly), fabulous people couldn't help but bump into each other. Rihanna and Jennifer Lopez met up by the pool at Miami's Fountainbleau. They were probably plotting to overthrow Beyonce and Lady Gaga as the reigning diva BFFs.

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