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The first time we read something that said the Spice Girls might have to cancel their Reunion Tour because Victoria Beckham had a chest infection, we thought it had something to do with her implants. I mean, the first thing you think when you hear “chest infection” and see those is that nothing so unnatural could remain without an all out assault by the body.
Are you with us? So, we went, “Wow, gangrene of the boob and all she’s thinking about is whether or not the show will go on? She’s so brave and an inspiration to us all.”
It turns out she just has a cold. A bad one. One she just can’t shake.
Well, Posh, my love, that’s what you get when you plan to go on a world reunion tour with 5 private jets! Mother Earth sends out a viral reprisal and grounds your whirlwind of fossil fuel waste. Vix, listen, the $25 million they’re giving you for this thing is a lot, but even if you put it all into carbon offsets it wouldn’t make up for A) 5 jets and B) the noise pollution. So stay home, wear a sweater, have some chicken noodle soup. Keep the Spice Girls Blog updated. The hubby is pulling down ten times as much, this year, anyway.
And keep that bionic chest of yours as healthy as you can. BradyDale
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