The Clotheshorse (2.5.10): Rumored Next Stop May Have The Jersey Shore Gang Toning Down (Or Up) The GTL ( Beanstockd )
FIST PUMP! I might have some really big D-list celebrity sightings next week. Page Six is reporting that the Jersey Shore folks are requesting Fashion Week invites — so I’m betting they’ll be sitting front row at BCBG, Kim Kardashian for Bebe (obvi) and maybe even Custo Barcelona. Here’s the question — will they tone [...]
( more )Kellan Lutz Poses in Tighty Whiteys For Calvin Klein, Marky Mark Suddenly Afflicted With Penis Envy ( Beanstockd )
Back in the day, a certain Calvin Klein underwear ad helped transform Marky Mark into Mark Wahlberg — making him a huge Hollywood star. Kellan Lutz is already a Hollywood star; he plays Emmet Cullen in the wildly successful Twilight movies, and it seems this time, the tables are turned. Instead of CK making Lutz [...]
( more )Did We Hallucinate The Michael Jackson Tribute at the Grammys? ( Beanstockd )
The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards featured many touching moments (like when Prince Michael and Paris Jackson got up on stage to accept father Michael’s Lifetime Achievement Award), and many WTF moments (like when Pink hung naked in the air). Didn’t catch the live broadcast? Here’s what you missed. Someone thought that getting Celine Dion, Smokey [...]
( more )The Clotheshorse (1.29.10): São Paolo Fashion Week Chief Shocked By Models; Vogue Publishes Best Dressed List ( Beanstockd )
Many of the world’s top models flew south to Brazil to walk in São Paolo Fashion Week, and as the week ended, creative director Paulo Borges was shocked at just how thin the girls were (note the middle girl’s ribcage sticking out in the photo above). He claims to be supporting a “new push” towards [...]
( more )Brangelina Break Up Watch: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Still Together Prowling For Babies ( Beanstockd )
You may have heard reports this weekend that Hollywood power couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had separated. News of the World had indicated that Brangelina had met with a top divorce lawyer in order to figure out how to split their multi-million dollar fortune, as well as their bazillion children. Can we even talk [...]
( more )Jenni Farley AKA JWOWW AKA the Biggest Meathead on Jersey Shore is Peddling Her Nude Pictures ( Beanstockd )
Seriously now, how many times can we say it? Don’t take nude pictures. We don’t care if your boyfriend is maybe gay Zac Efron. We don’t care if you’re the star of an MTV show or a vampire series. Don’t do it. Then again, we’re not sure we’d classify Jersey Shore star JWOWW as a [...]
( more )Chris Brown Strikes (Again?) A Pose With A Bloody Jean Paul Gaultier ( Beanstockd )
Whoever told Chris Brown it was okay to pose for this photo opp needs to be sacked, pronto. Brown, who beat up his then-girlfriend Rihanna a year ago, should be staying far away from anything that features or promotes violence. He should not be attending Jean Paul Gaultier’s boxing themed men’s runway show. All the [...]
( more )The Clotheshorse (1.22.10): Jersey Shore Finale Means JWOWW Is Ready To Sprinkle Some “Sexy Sophisticated” ( Beanstockd )
Jersey Shore’s first season is over and JWOWW isn’t about to let that little oompa loompa Snookie get all the attention! She’s going to be “reinventing sexy sophisticated” with her signature skank tank tops — you know, the ones that offer that oh-so-slutty draping so that you too can shake your booty at the club [...]
( more )Citizen Beanstockd (1.21.10): With Conan O’Brien Out, Why Is Jay Leno Happier About John Edwards The Baby Daddy? ( Beanstockd )
It’s official, Conan O’Brien is out as host of The Tonight Show after NBC executed a buyout clause in his contract that will pay the late night veteran $32.5 million to disappear from television until September 1st. Negotiations went well into the night and were finalized early this morning when NBC agreed to offer a [...]
( more )Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini Pictures Make The Cover of Star, Next Stop Craigslist Personals ( Beanstockd )
Not that we enjoy burning our eyes out on the regular, but we just couldn’t help posting these Octomom bikini pictures. Yes, you read that right. Photos of Nadya Suleman, who couldn’t give a crap about her 14 children, posing in a variety of bikinis for lord knows what publication. The photos have made it [...]
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