Photoshopping saves time, money, and hours of bingeing and purging.

Blender’s gone the route of Radar, and photoshopped a Britney Spears satirical cover.

We’re pro-recycling in any capacity, from recycling the magazine itself to recycling a shot from amateur softcore porn and sticking a celeb’s head on it. Plus, we hear body-doubling reduces your risk of makeup poisoning.

Our friends made fun of us for using a body double in our facebook profile. Why the double standard?

Greenhorne

What moves someone to recycle? Is it education, social awareness, or passion to conserve energy? Or a desire to fit in?

A recent study on 525 students and 154 housewives showed that housewives are more likely to recycle than students! How can it be that our generation, taught in school about global warming and the greenhouse effect, is less likely to separate glass from garbage than those who got us in this mess in the first place with their gas-guzzling cars and hairspray?!?! The study showed that environmental awareness does not always result in ecologically responsible behavior. One thing we can say for the real O.C. housewives–whatever your age, recycling is hot. 

Remember the outspoken Elyse from the first season of America’s Next Top Model, whose rant landed on E!’s Best TV Moments? You know, the really skinny atheist biology major who wanted to go to medschool and said models were stupid. Anyway, 114 pounds of her phantom limbs got into a fight with ex-boyfriend Marty Crandall of the mellow indie-pop band the Shins. She livejournaled (how archaic) about the fighting, bruising and biting (yes, there was biting) and her ensuing stay in the clink.

The hypocrite bio major, though, raising awareness about domestic abuse (props) may not do so for the environmental movement. A recent study shows that the level of academic education and ecological awareness are not related. Doesn’t mean that educated people can’t go green, though. Aja

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The models are gonna help Mother Earth this season!

How awesome is this?! We loved America’s Next Top Model before, but now we’re committed to the new season of gaunt girls. The ever-popular show glorifying eating disorders nationwide is going green! Who doesn’t want to watch skinny bitches ridin’ around in a bus powered by biodiesel fuel and sporting seats made out of recycled tires? We are loving this!

So props to Tyra, uber hottie Gay Jay and the rest of the gang for doing their part to help out the planet! Informr Bean

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