Either everyone in Hollywood has ADD or Adderall is the latest ‘it’ diet. Or both.

Analysts were right when they said most trends are picked up from hyperactive kindergarteners and slutty preteens (think rhinestone barrettes, leggings, Limited Too written across the seat of your pants). The latest trend that Hollywood has adopted from the youth of the nation is Adderall, the wonderpill extraordinaire.

Nicole Richie and Britney Spears take Adderall for their “chronic ADD”. We buy it, but they’re definitely not overlooking the lightning speed emaciation and laserlike focus that comes with the package. In fact, it seems that the loyal Sundancers making the pilgrimage to Park City Utah will drinketh from the sweet nectar of cognitive enhancers. The town is currently overrun with overprescribed celebs ready to get their hands on swag bags — all filled with green goodies, of course. This year Sundance has gone eco-crazy on a mission to educate filmmakers and the media about reducing their carbon footprint, making the festival one of the most progressive celeb events this year.

Wonder if celebs’ll go so far as to power through the festivities with the help of some green addy alternative… perhaps ginkgo biloba laced cocaine?

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I’m not good at future planning. I don’t plan at all. I don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. I don’t have a day planner and I don’t have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.

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Heathcliff Andrew Ledger, 1979-2008

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Meet the Trollsen Twins: Hairy-Kate and Trashley

A general rule of smack talk is that you’re allowed to say whatever you want about your loved ones behind their backs. Outsiders and unpopular people cannot. So when PETA pulled a She-Pratt (Spencer’s bellig sister) and blindsided Mary-Kate and Ashley just because they enjoy the finer things, fur, we were a little pissed.

With “Meet the Trollsen Twins,” a tacky, uncivilized web site attacking the tiny twosome because they like to stay warm the old school way, PETA hopes to reach a younger audience. There’s an interactive dress-up game (we found the fur selection a bit lacking), videos and, of course, you can buy trinkets! Because, you know, junk never killed anything– let alone any animals with soft, cuddly pelts.

If PETA would kindly get off the Olsen Twin gravy train and push forward with its much classier (and sexier) nude celeb campaign to spare endangered species, some of our generation’s fur lovers may actually take the time to rethink purchasing their 25th mink stole. Bacon Bits

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We dug up this throwback because, really, this pic represents the birth of the greatest love story of our generation. Kinda.

Last week MK and Greek shipping heir, Stavros (no last name necessary), were seen making out big-time at Chateau Marmont. Apparently that chick Paris Hilton is pissed. Whatevs.

We’ve got split feelings about the reunion. We approve of Stavros’ good looks and wealth. We’re grossed out by his douchebaginess and history with P. Hilton. Also, he was the reason for MK’s mid-semester NYU dropout…which really pissed us off. MK is missing out on her best years at NYU, especially this year, when NYU was recognized by the EPA as a leader in Green Power purchases, meaning that NYU pimped out its campus with power from environmentally friendly renewable energy sources like solar, biomass and wind power. Thanks, Stavros, thanks. Drizzler

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Celebrated Cyclist Lance Armstrong and celebrated RayBan wearer Ashley Olsen were spotted “canoodling” at the Rose bar in New York’s Gramercy Park Hotel.

So this is a big shocker… except not at all. Ashley Olsen is just the newest member of Lance’s identical blonde brigade.
Let’s assess.

Lance and wife

Lance and Sheryl

Lance and Tory

Lance and Ashley

Assessment: the only thing that differentiates these women (apart from length of visible roots) is age…. we’re talking serious age. Sheryl is almost 10 years older than Lance, while Ashley is 15 years younger. Mr. Livestrong seems to date by the decade.

And speaking of roots: Why Lance ever developed a taste for women who are bad at haircolor up-keep perplexes us; the hair dyes they use to blonde-ify contain high doses of lead, which according to the NSC contribute significantly to air and water pollution. At the rate these women are bleaching, we hope they’ll switch to a brand like Aveda, which is not only 99% all-natural but is also rumored to counteract the bizzarre Axe Effect of Lance Armstrong. Drizzler