Tila Tequila’s 4 Steps to Getting a Third Shot at Love

1. Have a melodramatic season finale where the woman you pick to love refuses to love you back—Check!

2. After the episode has finished airing on MTV, immediately post a not-so-subtle poem about the person who rejected you on your MySpace page—Check!

3. Sit back and read 1,150+ comments from your loyal, adoring fans—Check!

4. Pour yourself a couple shots of tequila from Del Maguey Tobala (completely organic) or Herradura Blanco (a company that is finding ways to transform its waste into bioplastics and alternative energy) as you talk to the reps from MTV that are already salivating over the thought of a catfight on the reunion show.

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